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comedycentral: Got any funny sext messages? We want to see them! Photo-reply to this post with a screenshot and we’ll reblog the best ones. In the meantime, click the gif to watch the great sexting sketch from tonight’s new Inside Amy Schumer.
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enchantedmemories: Out of everyone in this city, I want the one I can’t have
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vi-treous: 121/365
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